Daily Surf Report - 4/13/2014

Inspirational crystal quote of the day:  
“A person will sometimes devote all of his life to the development of one part of his body- the wishbone." - Robert Frost

Good morning to all of you parishioners of the Church of the Sacred Heart of St. Duke and the immaculate Drop-Knee Cut Back. Put your hand on your computer and feel the love and energy emanating from the ocean as it pulls you in towards the eternal glassy emerald wedges of life and light! See how the skies are overcast and the temperature is flooding into your life and heart at a redemptive 55 degrees! Oh, land locked sinners who know not of the joyous salvation that dwells within our mother ocean never, EVER will know or understand the holy miracle of the Cheater Five, nor will they be delivered to righteousness in the sanctity of the cathedral like walls of the spitting barrel. Oh, ye of the flock of the liquid promised land.... it's a small but humble day. Either baptize thyself in the scared waters on a enormous water craft that could make Moses smite his own work. Or, practice the patience of a devout follower of the CSH of SD and the IDKCB, as tomorrow is another day.

CHANNEL:  Desperation seems to know no bounds as the Channel is puking up a hung over, thigh-high white water spew fest. No real wave to ride but that isn't stopping several janitors and longboarders from flopping around more that a World Cup soccer team. Five/six (5/6) various craft of questionable observational abilities.  

PATCH:  A thigh-high right, at best is slowly tumbling across the very middle of the Clam Patch. It's so slow that maybe a Lil' Wayne cough syrup concoction before hand could keep you in the hook? Great for beginners. Several out now and more speeding into the parking lot for the slo-mo replay. 

Respect the Beach.


LOW: 5:06 am 0.6'

HIGH: 11:28 am 4.8'

LOW: 5:03 pm 1.1'

HIGH: 11:33 pm 5.5'

WINTER HOURS are now in effect. We are now open daily from 10am - 5pm from NOVEMBER through APRIL.

Come out to rent if you need gear. We have a full selection of suits, boots, boards, and SUPs to rent every day and are only 522 steps to the beach.

Lots of NEW and USED boards are in the racks so come check it out. Full wetsuits, 3 and 5mm booties, hoods and gloves are in stock as well. If you are in need of a new suit or board now is a great time to shop. We have all the gear for your cold water surfing needs.